Friday, March 10, 2006

Wonder La - Amusement park

“Wonder La is an awesome Fun Park on the Mysore highway, just about an hour drive from Majestic Bus Stand, Bangalore”. For more information, visit

  • Wonder La is the largest and the safest Amusement park in India spanning over 82 acres of land, nearly 30 kms from Bangalore.
  • A must-visit place if u happen to be a Bangalorean or on a tour to Bangalore.
  • Timings: 11 am - 6 pm (Mon - Fri); 11 am - 7 pm (Sat-Sun & Holidays)
  • There're discounts for group bookings and for students.
  • Take your bike. It's always a pleasure zooming on the Bangalore-Mysore highway.
  • Direct bus from Majestic to Wonder La – Bus No. 226. Ideally, one should start from Majestic Bus Stand at 9:30 A.M.
  • Take an aquaphobic with you, if possible. It'll be fun.
  • Always take a fattu with you (comes handy for taking photographs when you are enjoying rides).
  • Shout till your lungs come out. It's a good fright-reliever.
  • Carry these: towel, camera, plastic covers, extra pair of undergarments (preferably washed), swimming gear (at least a Lycra trunk).
  • Carry minimal ornaments/equipments/accessories.
  • Have a light breakfast.
  • Carry a case if you wear spectacles.
  • Put the footwear in lockers, if possible. They do get misplaced otherwise. There's hardly any honesty left in the world.
  • Finish dry rides before lunch and water rides post lunch.
  • Spend more time in the wave pool if you are with your girl.
  • Enjoy a shower once done with the water rides. You might not want to take the excessive chlorine on your body back home.
  • Visit Wonder La numerous times with great zeal.
  • Don't be late even for a minute (Opening time: 11am). Utilize the available time to its maximum.
  • Don't wear shoes. Go in floaters/chappals, preferably cheaper ones.
  • Don't carry unnecessary stuff. Consumes extra space in lockers.
  • Don't take eatables with you. Eatables are not allowed inside. The food at the cafeteria is pretty decent and damn cheaper than expected.
  • Don't dare heavy rides post lunch.
  • Don't miss even a single ride. You never know which one would be the most thrilling.
  • Don't underestimate any ride.
  • Don't wear an undy with holes.
  • Don't behave like Rajnikant if you think you are not a fattu.
  • Don't stare at a visually appealing chick for too long. There're many more around. Try to cover as many as possible.

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